Back and forth

A few weeks ago I was standing at a bus stop. I listened to the radio via my mobile phone and they were playing some up tempo dance house track (whatever).
There was a fat man walking back and forth and it was so totally in time, I couldn't stop laughing until my bus came.

This is how we girls roll

Woman from redkedscom on Vimeo.

Seriously.
This is what girls do when they are alone.
Dancing around in their underwear.
I swear, it's true!

It's so bright! Ah! AH! AHH!! It's so beautiful!

"Too much.. I don't know what this means. Oh my god, it's so intense.."

Seriously, he is cute. I mean come on, it's a double rainbow and he laughs and cries and laughs and cries and then he laughs and cries at the same time.
The folks in the comments are guessing on what stuff he is on but I just enjoy seeing someone obviously enjoying one of nature's very own hightlights.

Making Hey Hey

Zombie on our lawn

God, she IS cute:

"Zombies on Your Lawn"
written and performed by Laura Shigihara (with George Fan as all the zombies)

(chorus)
There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
We don't want zombies on the lawn

I know your type: tall, dark, and dead
You want to bite all the petals off of my head
And then eat the brains of
the one who planted me here

I'm just a sunflower but see
me power an entire infantry
You like the taste of brains
we don't like zombies

I used to play football
Road cones protect my head
I have a screen-door shield
We are the undead

(repeat chorus)

Maybe it's time to reevaluate
I know you have a lot of food on your plate
Brains are quite rich in cholesterol

You're dead so it doesn't matter,
Instead we'll use this solar power
to make a lawn defense at any hour

I like the tricycle
There's butter on my head
I'm gonna eat your brains

C2H5OH

Oh my...

Ok there are two possibilities:

1. Make sure you will never get so drunk like this fella.

2. Make sure that when you get so drunk like this fella no camera is around.

In what kind of a world do we live in, where I get entertained by watching a drunk guy trying to get even more alcohol.. I guess I'll have to think about that.

Would watch that:

Woman fail!

It's a trap!

Probably my new favourite blog:


Woman fail

AWESOME!!

Jabba the... cat?

Ladies in the shower

Alyssa Monks paints some very interesting pictures.

Ladies in the shower, pressing their faces against the shower curtain thingie?

Have a look!

Alyssa Monks

Eeeewwwwww...

Holy crap:

A man sitting in his bathroom, fully (and I mean fully) covered in peanut butter, licking himself.

I love peanut butter this made me want to throw up a little.
Super gross.



Edit: And what kind of music is this?? Jeez..

Street lights

Cool idea, horrible singing, freaky but somehow funny dude.
Like his shirt and the ending of the vid. :D

"Why you comin' home, 5 am in the mornin'.."

I think this song will be the next big summer tune.

Imagine: Stopping the car at the traffic lights, pull down the window and sing along as loud as you can.
Awesome :D

Awake?

After falling asleep fully dressed at 9:30pm yesterday I somehow woke up 30 mins ago and it was totally obvious that I would not fall back asleep no matter how hard I tried,
so yeah: Good morning internet!

Dita von Teese was at a Hot Chip concert a few days ago and I've never heard of the band so I googled them.
The song I found is actually pretty lame but holy cow.. the video freaks me out!


Watch it till the end, believe me!

Edit:

Haha after watching it for the second and third time I feel even more disturbed :D
The dancing is hilarious (I shouldn't be so mean since I can't dance to save my life) but the names of the guys are also hilarious: "Kyng" "Popeye" come on... are you serious? :D
The dress or whatever this androgynous person wears looks like the OP-clothes our patients have to wear.
Nice.

FRESH POTS!

Hehehehe.. Dave Grohl going a little nuts because of too much caffeine..
Super funny. He acts like your favourite petite future doctoresse on caffeine.
Except the fact that I am not able to play the drums or the guitar.
Everything else: Same!
Especially the dancing and hysterically posing.
"Hey Dave you want some coffee?" "YEAH!!"

Laughed my ass off.

Piano Chatroulette Improv

Including cute girls, gangster, Fireflies by Owl City and a dude playing on his piano.

Made my day, so far :D

Brothels, jails, zombies and a smile-roboter!

Jürgen Chill (cool name!) took a series of photographs in brothels and jails.
I found it interesting, what about you? Jails and Brothels
It really surprised me how awfully distasteful the brothel rooms are.
Plush, sob stuff and weird things I don't wanna look closely at. Who would go in there and think: "Let's get it on, hell yes!"

Plus:
Water-Scraper! Cool, can I move in?

YEAH! How awesome: Zombie Trek

Absolutely awesome as well: God save the Joker

"I am very glad, because I'm finally back home" is the Google translation of the following piece of art.
Two questions: Where did he came from? And what did the evil aliens do to this poor Russian smirking robot?
Buuuuuuuuut: I sing like this in the shower. I swear by god, I do XD

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Monty made my day!

If Monty Burns would be a real person he would totally look like this!

Hello Schröddy! (So suble and nerdy.. I love it!)



Makes me wanna dance around and sing along.

People of Walmart



Disturbing.. I hope there will be no "People of KIK" or "People of Netto" video..
Bringing sexy back...^^

Still:


can't stop laughing about this..

Grannie Millie and Grannie Fran:

"Whohooooooooooooooooooo" Nuff said :D

I'm not quite sure what this is but.. you know. Give it a try.. or not... I don't know:
Inverse Graphic Calculator

This girl looks like Jacko with a lil bit of Tesa. Scary to the max..

Sparkling brain meltdown with Yeasayer and O.N.E

So you want futuristic looking instruments?
You want fancy dancing?
You want outfits which would make Lady Gaga jealous?
You want a weird plot?

This could be something for you:


"O.N.E." by Yeasayer from Secretly Jag on Vimeo.